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as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

If the backrooms post can get a movie then so can this

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

can we pretend this whole website is r/hotdogs for a copuple minutes

i could really use a wish right now

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

When you start a new whatever with another gay guy and youre still working out the power dynamic so you put a bomb under his car 😂

Dildos?🤗

No ❤️

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber