play stupid games, win stupid prizes

then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"

Accepted the idea of his church hiring a lady pastor. It took him a little while but he got there.

Encouraged his wife to stay friends with a group of Drag Queens because it improved her self esteem about being a woman with more masculine qualities.

Anti big Corporation. Fuck Mega-Low-Mart

Got Dale to reconnect with his gay father. Didn’t give one fuck about him being gay.

Loved his strange little son.

Was distraught at the idea of being racist and not realizing it.

Strong moral integrity. UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO BE THE “ MORAL MAJORITY”

Stood up for Halloween as a fun holiday and didn’t let the Evangelicals win. Despite being a Christian.

Let his wife beat up their son so he didn’t grow up into an abusive asshole.

Can sew is not ashamed

Maybe not at first, but always overjoyed to see his son be proficient in any task he sets his mind too

Will kick the ass of any bully.

BUT THEN IN THEIR MISREPRESENTATION POLICY THEY SAY YOU CAN'T COLLECT MONEY TO A BANK ACCOUNT THAT'S NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS OR LEGAL NAME. BUT MY LEGAL NAME INCLUDES DICK, WHICH YOU CONSIDER OFFENSIVE.