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An autographed photo of Davros

A perception filter that forcibly transforms the clothes of anyone travelling with the Doctor into an ‘I’m with Stupid’ t-shirt along with an unflattering pair of trousers

A single rock, not even a cool rock that’s smooth or a fun shape or shiny, just a standard piece of gravel

One of those gummy bear Russian roulette things where a singular gummy bear is infused with a really spicy chilli pepper

A ‘Vote Saxon’ t-shirt

A tiny model Dalek

A birthday card that blares irritating tinny music for one hour straight

A subscription to a trashy magazine that the Doctor can’t back out of for at least a year - no matter where or when he goes it will find him

The pleasure of being on the list of every scammer, so he gets emails and texts and insurance phone calls for at least a month

A pear-flavoured cupcake that he’s obligated to eat

Hypnotising anyone in the Doctor’s general area to randomly yell ‘BOO!’ at random intervals at any time of day before going on with their lives as normal

An ‘encrypted message’ that takes the Doctor months to decipher but turns out to be a rickroll

happy birthday jamie <3

that love is like a star / it’s gone, we just see it shining / it’s travelled very far, i’ll / keep a leftover light / burning, so you can keep looking up / isn’t that worth hanging on? (star)

non text/progress/sillies below the cut

Everyone else at the companion support group: