ephemerality of the mundane

When people bitch and moan that conservative comedians are getting “cancelled” I want to grab them by the throat and scream at them that the Director of The Matrix One of The Most Successful Action Movies Of All Time can’t get funds for another movie because she’s transgender.

Cis ppl will be like "transitioning is far less effective than my solution of dismantling gender norms" and then not dismantle gender norms

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

tumblr should add a "meat" button onto posts that's like the like button but it indicates you want to cut the user up into meat chunks and eat it for dinner

What if you're a vegetarian?

i guess in that case you can just cut them up and then throw it away without eating it

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

One of the few things Modern Who does do better than classic is sound tracks. Murray Gold the man you are FR.

We have underestimated the comedic genius of the elderly when presented with technology

what the fuck

what the fuck

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

I love when Arabic loanwords get incorporated into other languages and they keep the al- suffix. I'm studying the gebra. It's a real the batross around my neck.