Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

every time someone says ‘I just don’t understand the point of sucking strap’ an angel dies

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

It was a clitorical question

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

The funniest part of A New Hope is that Luke Skywalker is a 19 year old who has not locked in yet and plays with toys and sleeps in his childhood bedroom at his aunt and uncle’s house and Leia Organa is a 19 year old with a mission to save the galaxy from fascism. Luke has never left his hometown, Leia just watched her planet be blown up. He’s peeved his uncle is asking him to do his chores, she’s imprisoned for resisting the government. You relate to them both but they’re on complete opposite sides of the 19 year old life stage spectrum.

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

in another life we could of crashed our cars into each other

eo haters recieve a curse of 10,000 devils