[ID: A simple comic. A stick figure with a neutral expression is cooking while listening to music. Then their head becomes shadowed and spiky, with the text, “it happened. It was real. It happened to you.” The third panel is a repeat of the first. End ID.]

It is so important to develop a sense of sovereignty over your own life

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

tubi is an incredible streaming platform you'll go on there and they have like, classic who, and blue velvet, and a fuck ton of silent films, and columbo, and the donnie darko directors cut. And then they also have ants on a plane. Folks they have the hit movie ants on a plane

are u flirting with me through tumblr likes yes or yes

(walks up to a gay couple) soooo which one of you is cain and which one of you is abel

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien