The Only Heartbreaker

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there

Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.

is there any trait less attractive than a lack of curiosity

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

the humble sloth: serenely tumbles off a mountain in the background

rice is like a best friend and a lover to me

i hope everything works out for you, bisexual person on Tumblr

the words im going to kill myself have no meaning anymore i just chant them to get me out of bed in the morning

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept