Non scholae sed vitae discimus

Yet another post where the ambiguity of whether the poster actually got censored or chose to upload the “you got censored” image makes it significantly funnier.

tendril perversion this, tentacle erotica that, in my day we just called these “kinks”

that's not a cat, that's a mountain lion!

@aria-faye

I love rat snakes they’re so cute and cuddly. Unfortunately, they want to get in your house and cuddle.

They love to live on your porch and deal with pests and be really chill and then sneak in when you least expect it. They’re trying so hard to be domesticated. Sorry bud, you’re so shiny and dark and beautiful but you’re an outside friend.

very compelling argument

reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from

me, watching a battle scene: please not the horses. leave them alone. they did nothing wrong. they are the only innocent ones. they don’t deserve this.

honestly this used to upset me a lot as a kid until my mom, who’s worked with horses for many years, told me about how they train the horses in those movies to do things like falling down, kneeling, crawling, or stay laying on the ground after they fall. and how it’s so tough to train a prey animal to do these behaviors and how hard both trainer and horse have to work. so now whenever i see a horse take a hit and go down in a movie, i just think “fucking superb you funky little horse actor”

This perspective made my life 3000% better

thinking a lot about the phrasing of "i have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane" atm because it implies a period of time where the snakes were on the plane but he had not yet had it with them which just doesnt seem right to me. i have to assume that if i were on a plane and there were snakes i would be done with the situation almost immediately

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

happy anniversary to the funniest i have ever been in my life and happy one year of Lady Normalgirl and Her Eunuch!