NO Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known!

"I literally don't care. I just wanna live." like really unlocked something in me. About house centipedes, about bugs, about me.

"I literally don't care. I just wanna live." like really unlocked something in me. About house centipedes, about bugs, about me.

you will be so shocked at how fucking minuscule flies can get. there are more flies than you can possibly imagine and equally impossible to comprehend how tiny they are. and the smaller they get the more comical and ridiculous they appear.

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy

One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable

To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit

"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."

I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.

everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he’s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing

They tried to get superman to present the medal but he was offended at being called "overrated" in comparison to Clark so he declined

Counter offer: Bruce Wayne disguised as Superman

why are people outside at the same time as me it’s my turn

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

really oxidized coin fell out of my wallet and I said out loud to the cashier “oh no, my yucky penny”