dguy321

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life

i am saying this very gently. if you are scared to reblog posts without first investigating the blogs of the whole reblog chain please go type "morality ocd symptoms" into your web browser, it helps absolutely nobody for you to torment yourself like this and they have meds and therapies that work nowdays.

This is the we click reblog before checking the URL website.

also people can change all those stuff? Their pfp and name might not be what it was when I rebloged it?

I've also gotten notes from people whose DNI might as well name me specifically. Friend, you're interacting with me.

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

SHE THINKS HER LAUGH IS A SONG SO SHE SINGS BACK

eurasian bullfinch :)

*erm actually european robin :D

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

in retrospect it's even crazier that the reason "girl" set this guy off was because it tangentially invoked the specter of the japanese

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