Ad astra

listening to electra heart 1,000 times when i was 14 made me evil

concept: angels but they look like stingray skeletons

tbh rather than existing bloggers turning their tumblr into a patreon my guess is that staff is trying to entice ~influencers~ to come here and honestly that's so much worse

if any blue checks on twitter start promo-ing their new $3.99 tumblr account everybody better start getting real weird real fast. gonna need 5 human pet guy imitators discoursing about fallout, stat.

Tumblr equivalent to firing a few rounds every so often to keep the rent low

“tolkein was such a meticulous worldbuilder, he put so much effort in he made up like six languages!!” yeah but did he work half as hard as the screenwriters of Mamma Mia 2 worked to fit “Fernando” into the script? didn’t think so

Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old

One time I was talking about Robin Hood with some coworkers and one guy was like “he was bad because the people he helped learned to expect handouts” and I wanted to be like… okay can you explain how that flawed capitalist propaganda applies to feudalism

reminder that capitalism was literally invented in the 16th century

That’s an exaggeration. What was invented in the 16th century was mercantilism. Capitalism really dates for the beginning of the nineteenth century, with the rise of industry and cash crops over artisans and merchants. Vulture capitalism, with the notion that companies have no duties other than generating profit, is even younger.

Capitalism is only 200 years old and I have to say, they have not been an impressive 200 years

we probably wouldn't have to deal with all this shit if the fandom had succeeded in buying one direction in 2015

when they come back, don’t forget how they left

yeah one direction you hear that

hope i am not just a mutual to you guys but also someone you would sell to one direction if you needed money

this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day

do u have a message for 25 year olds

uhhhhh 2 bagels?

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

@inber you have tapped a deep vein here

@thebibliosphere

Dead serious, I’d watch and enjoy the hell out of this.

fuck everyone who overworked one direction.