I need a nap

Minuscule Beast

yall know what day it is!!! that's right!! only 1958 years since nero committed suicide!! why, it feels like only yesterday

PLEASE search "beetle gallery" and look at images. The patterns larval beetles leave behind under the bark of trees while feeding are so so beautiful

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

Lesbian girl named Rock Papers who....well, you'll never guess what she does

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

i think for pride month some trans person should get a little ambitious and change their pronouns to you/your... just to stir the pot

#ie: Hey have you seen Socks anywhere?#oh yea we were getting low on milk so i asked you to grab some on your way hom#oh! that was nice of you!#shitposting An example from @nattousan's tags, and a worthy contender for my favorites alongside "This/That" and "Oh, whatever you use!"

I'd be scared it Ted Cruz suddenly called me too

this is how i want everyone’s summer to feel like