I need a nap

I wake up. A thought enters my mind: gay sex. I experience another thought: I am in excruciating pain

man, it's so cool when female characters over-indulge and self-destruct and hurt themselves and others on purpose and have no way out but make it worse anyway and bite and scratch and betray everything they stand for for nothing and have no one to blame but themselves.

They really were on another plane of existence when they made Martin Blackwood. Truly the character of all time

He's queer. He's fat. He writes bad poetry. He has no degree and lies his way into a job he has no qualifications for. He manages to succeed at said job for 7 years with no one noticing anything. He has a crush on his boss who wishes he would die on a daily basis. He makes said boss fall in love with him AND elope with him to another country. He will openly tell you any emotion he is feeling at any time and you will never learn a single thing about his personal life. He watches his boyfriend kill someone and goes "huh, that was hot" and then encourages him to do it again. He had mommy issues. He has daddy issues. His suggestions for improvements of his workplace include "less murder" and "fire." His first instinct at encountering the guy who woke his boyfriend up from a coma is to kill him. He has no middle name. His one unambiguous description is that he's "not cool." He regularly fantasizes about murdering his other boss and making out with his boyfriend over his corpse. How does anyone else ever compare

There was a massive shift in how our culture understood morality when, after World War II, the general public realized “just following orders” was not an excuse for crimes against humanity. Now we need another moral shift in which we decide, as a culture, that “for the benefit of the stockholders” is not an excuse for anything.

We kind of need to relearn the “just following orders” part again

⁉️ happy pride month turns out I Saw The TV Glow is free to watch on youtube and has been for at least three months now and i did not know until just now

i need to get gender affirming surgery

pro tip: dont watch it alone if your gender situation is even remotely not cis. at least be ready to cry in dms or something

Also just to clear up any further confusion, cerebrospinal fluid (as the name implies) is contained to just your brain and spinal cord. The rest are protected by mucous

That jump is the funniest shit

it took me a LONG time to work out that this is “life on a boat” and not like, “physics just said fuck you today”

So THAt’s what sailors mean by sea legs

something about reference frames

there’s a reason traditional sailing vessels had hammocks instead of bunk beds.

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.