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Like at first, wow this looks nice:

How can it be only $650/mo?? Something’s gotta be wrong with it.

… And then you find the floorplan:

Like… WTF is this place? And you realize it’s on bottom of three “apartment units” (Clearly this was meant to be one big place). 

This is your enterance:

Have fun living in the maintenance hallway under the rich folks. 

It comes with such stunning features as:

Creepy ass long murder hallways.

A room with many doors (all closets).

A bathroom that’s clearly just meant for storage.

And whatever this thing is in your kitchen.

Me @Disney: 

Dumonthier Dagger combined with a Double-barrelled Pistol

Date: third quarter of the 19th century

Culture: French

Measurements: overall length 50 cm

The dagger features a straight, double-edged blade of lenticular section, with a thin, central fuller on almost the entire length. On one side of the blade there’s a mark that reads “DUMONTHIER / BREVETE D.on / A MOUDAN”. The blade is provided with a muzzle-loading barrel on each side, with smooth bore and 10 mm caliber. The iron quillon and parry arms when lifted they automatically extract the two foldaway triggers placed within the grip.

The dagger also has thick, brass grip scales, worked with twisted grooves and a curved pommel with a fine, bas-relieved trophy of arms on dotted ground. This is also provided with a small loop at the edge. The dagger is completed with the wooden scabbard with brown leather covering, with a seat for both the blade and the barrels. The scabbard is provided with brass mounts and a cap with small hook.