Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

dennis being the possessive one. every time robby does a sex thing with dennis for the first time he's like "haha you're so good at that :) who taught you that :) no seriously who taught you that :)))" and robby has to be like "baby, i am fifty four years old. i am sorry that i didn't save myself for you, but i cannot go back in time and change that."

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

imagine if the person who turns you into a vampire turns out to be really annoying and you’re stuck with them

@shittysawtraps

if i saw this person i would physically be unable to stop myself from getting kyle camden archvillan drawn in a saw trap. and yes i am aware that that would mean pulling up a picture of the cover art of a 2010 middle grade supervillain book in public. but i am willing to take the social hit.

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

recently I've been enjoying adding "not in a sexual way, obviously" to sentences which previously would have been quite difficult to interpret in a sexual way