Liana of Rome

I was lookin for some cool places in Rotterdam, to go if it gets selected as host city for 2020. And I found this.

It's supposed to be Santa Clause, but Rotterdam people knows it for another name- Buttplug Gnome. Because you know, it looks like a garden gnome with a buttplug on his hand.

Remember I told you about Alva and Fenrir, her tame wolf. In this second book they make friend with this boy Alva's age. He's called Alfred, but I'm keeping, for 'unknown' (😜) reasons shortening it to Fred or Freddie.

And there you have Alva (Alexandra), Alfred (Fred) and Fenrir (a wolf, the animal Tom represents in the MV) having adventures while Alva tastes her Spirit of a Shield Maiden (a Viking thing). And the book ends as Alva sees the spirit of a Warrior Queen on the sky.

Funniest thing #1: The book has been written for like a year. The similarities are an accident.