Hnnnng. Colonel. I’ve infiltrated Shadow Moses.

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Hnnnng. Colonel. I’ve infiltrated Shadow Moses.

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Don’t usually go on Facebook because it’s fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.
statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you
the only valid person in the replies like at all

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you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
i assume you are kind of a loser
Well man this is tumblr
are those my only options
disco elysium dialogue tree
Fingering the plot hole
auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

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americans love doxxing their home states more than anything. we hear the name of our home state and everything goes black and we wake up 10 minutes later, having reblogged no fewer than 8 posts featuring the name of our home state
h/t to emilyscartoons
future features to help tumblr become the new pdf:
you can insert tables into posts
you can link poll results and notes to a graph or chart
when you reblog a post, you can annotate it by highlighting words and drawing on the post (the drawings stack with each reblog) (you can only draw in your blog colors)
search feature that works
The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious
Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here
his friend "Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You"
Their long suffering associate, the "Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)"
Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!
dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you
may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down
What did he do to deserve this
punished by the council
FOOLS!!!! YOU ARE ALL NOTHING BENEATH THE MIGHTY POWER OF MY JPEG ARTIFACT
I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

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save me, rice mixed with some bullshit
i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you
im rehiring this fucking thing to stare at you