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"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

can i be honest? im kind of a raspberry flavor truther. if a yummy treat comes in a raspberry variety i will be eating it

they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

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I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.