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will byers stan first human second
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Claire Keane
styofa doing anything

JVL

izzy's playlists!
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Cosmic Funnies
Cosimo Galluzzi
$LAYYYTER

shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz

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Keni
YOU ARE THE REASON
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by mori_keke

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Stolen from reddit kjjjj
do you ever draw something for yourself thatâs so deliciously self-indulgent that you just sit there like
[Image ID: 2 digital drawings of a short-haired person drawing on a tablet. In the first image they are looking at the screen and blushing pink. In the second image they are looking away from the screen and blushing more heavily, with the caption ââŚis this allowed?â. End ID]
that some people respond to any well-foreshadowed reveal with âugh that plot twist was so predictableâ proves bad faith criticism has rotted their brains to the point they think itâs bad writing if they can correctly identify information the writers were intentionally giving them
Sometimes the point of the reveal is not to shock you. Sometimes the point is anticipation of the reveal. You know itâs coming, just not when, how, or what the consequences will be. And sometimes that can be so much more interesting than not seeing it coming at all.
YOU hate JK Rowling!

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Me, a known internet freak, getting this push notification right as o take my first sip of coffee for the morning, still deeply discombobulated: đł
APPARENTLY itâs shaped like the Greek letter but the practical effect is that it looks like this and itâs going to be hot and wet in the middle đŤŁ
Sorry middle America, looks like youâre in heat
Death by Omega cloud titty, reality is a joke
When I was early on in my transition I got in a Lyft, and the driver was this big country guy. I was a little nervous so I just sat quietly in the back.
After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said âis this Hatsune Miku?â
And he said âYep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.â
I think about that interaction a lot.
Iâm a sinner and it feels so good đ
Can we have that in a larger font please.
@theshitpostcalligrapher I think I found one.
cupping my hands together in the shower over my tummy letting them fill with water and spill over pretending i'm a beautifully detailed statue fountain in sicily that was modeled after the sculptor's wife that tragically passed and he considers it his greatest loss and he never remarried and wept while thinking about her every night until he died and an eclectic, sort of geeky and awkward art history student just finished his final about me in which he said that several historians consider me the most beautiful statue fountain in the world, and while that is true, he's also been obsessed with me since he saw a picture of me in a library book when he was young and i'm part of the reason for his taste in women as an adult and he's going to use the college fund money he secretly put away to go to sicily with his girlfriend to come see me because i was the art piece that made her feel beautiful and finally comfortable in her own skin after years of feeling unloved because i look just like her (she is also hopelessly in love with me) and he gently caresses the wedding ring in his pocket smiling gently glancing over at her glowing face as she makes eye contact with me and finally feels like everything is going to be okay. then i get shampoo. in my eye

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everyone wonders why trees are so big, but I know.
OK, I can tell you, but the world will never be the same
their bigness comes chiefly from their height and their girth, which are both enormous. if you look at small things you will tend to find that they are very low in height, width, etc. (you get the picture). trees, however, have a very tall height and wide girth, which makes them extremely large
Im a sucker for supernatural stories where people can't control their abilities.
a) people who are unable to control their emotions and their abilities flare with their mood
b) people whose abilities flare during sexual encounters
c) the concept of the power as an entity separate from the person and both vying for influence like a possession
what i mean is there's a theme of control that i love
Bingoooooo
Absolutely buckwild thread of ChatGPT feeding & amplifying delusions, causing the user to break with reality. People are leaning on ChatGPT for therapy, for companionship, for advice... and it's fucking them up.
Seems to be spreading too.
does anyone have a study or news article about this phenomenon, i think this is happening to my sib and i want to send my family something slightly more authoritative than a tumblr link
Hey I scrolled back to find this post because I found an article!
In case no one else has linked it for you:
Marriages and families are falling apart as people are sucked into fantasy worlds of spiritual prophecy by AI tools like OpenAI's ChatGPT
this is so wild
Narration, in a serious, dramatic voice: We find no evidence paranormal activity inside this mine, but we do find an absolutely adorable kitty kitty.
Person on screen, using a baby voice: Hi little kitty kitty! Hi little kitty kitty! Ohh, youâre just a little kitty kitty!

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đşđ¸recall of various types of canned tuna due to fucking botulism <- CAN KILL YOU đşđ¸
this involves some pretty big name tunas. if you eat canned tuna in the united states, you are going to want to check this list. botulism is one of the biggest deals in food poisoning. THESE CANS CAN FUCKING KILL YOU
Tri-Union Seafoods has made the decision to voluntarily recall select lots of canned tuna products sold under the GenovaÂŽ, Van CampâsÂŽ, H-E-
EL SEGUNDO, CA, February 7, 2025 â Tri-Union Seafoods has made the decision to voluntarily recall select lots of canned tuna products sold under the GenovaÂŽ, Van CampâsÂŽ, H-E-B and Trader Joeâs brand names. This voluntary recall is out of an abundance of caution following the notification from our supplier that the âeasy openâ pull tab can lid on limited products encountered a manufacturing defect that may compromise the integrity of the product seal (especially over time), causing it to leak, or worse, be contaminated with clostridium botulinum, a potentially fatal form of food poisoning. Consumers are warned not to use the product even if it does not look or smell spoiled. Consumers feeling unwell should seek immediate medical attention. No illnesses associated with the recalled products have been reported and the recall is being conducted to ensure consumer safety. The impacted products were distributed to retail stores as follows: H-E-B label - Texas Trader Joeâs label â Delaware, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virginia, Washington D.C., and Wisconsin Genova 7 oz. - Costco in Florida and Georgia Genova 5 oz. - Harris Teeter, Publix, H-E-B, Kroger, Safeway, Walmart, and independent retailers in Alabama, Arkansas, Arizona, California, Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, New Jersey, Tennessee, and Texas Van Campâs label â Walmart and independent retailers in Pennsylvania, Florida and New Jersey
some emphasis mine. this is not a comprehensive list of retailers. these cans were sold in more stores than what is listed, and there is no complete list of affected stores. long story short the pull tab has a defect that makes these cans the perfect environment to give you botulism. and botulism is REALLY REALLY FUCKING bad. it is one of the deadliest forms of food poisoning and commonly grows in dented or damaged cans. unfortunately, the recall announcement does not currently include images.
tumblr does not let me make tables, so I cannot easily format all the necessary information in a way that I am confident will be easy to read and understand. so here is the list of names, and check the FDA link for the specifics of what can codes and best by dates are affected.
Genova Solid White Tuna in Olive Oil 5.0 oz
Genova Yellowfin Tuna in Olive Oil 5.0 oz
Genova Yellowfin Tuna in 0live Oil 5.0 oz 4 Pack
Genova Yellowfin Tuna in Olive 0il 7.0 oz 6 Pack
Genova Yellowfin Tuna in in Extra Virgin Olive Oil with Sea Salt 5.0 oz
Van Camp's Solid Light Tuna in Oil 5.0 oz
Van Camp's Solid Light Tuna in 0il 5 oz 4 Pack
Trader Joe's Solid Light Yellowfin Tuna in Olive Oil
Trader Joe's Solid White Tuna in Olive Oil
Trader Joe's Solid White Tuna in Water
Trader Joe's Solid White Water Low Sodium
Trader Joe's Solid White Water No Salt Added
H-E-B Solid White Tuna in Water 5.0 oz 4 Pack
if you recognize these types of tuna or buy tuna from those stores, stop reading here and click the FDA link at the top for more information. not all cans in these lines are being recalled, but the affected cans have best by dates into 2028.
from the wikipedia entry about botulism:
The disease begins with weakness, blurred vision, feeling tired, and trouble speaking. This may then be followed by weakness of the arms, chest muscles, and legs. Vomiting, swelling of the abdomen, and diarrhea may also occur. The disease does not usually affect consciousness or cause a fever.
...and these vague symptoms, which may not even all appear in someone with botulism, eventually lead to muscle weakness and paralysis to the point someone is unable to call for help, and might eventually stop being able to breathe. while fully conscious.
from the foodsafetynews article on this recall:
In foodborne botulism, symptoms generally begin 18 to 36 hours after eating contaminated food. However, symptoms can begin as soon as 6 hours after or up to 10 days later.
according to the wikipedia article, 5%-10% of people who get botulism will die with timely medical intervention. without medical intervention, botulism kills 50% of the people it sickens. this is emergency room ASAP level stuff.
please send the FDA link to anyone you know who eats canned tuna in the US. although no illnesses have been attributed to this defect yet, it may only be a matter of time as the seals on these cans degrade. please do not become the first.
these cans are no longer on the shelf at stores, but they are likely still in pantries. many of them say on the package that they are still good until 2028.
these cans are not good. they were never good. and the longer it takes to throw every one of them out, the more the person who eventually eats it risks botulism.
and as a reminder, if you think you have botulism, go to the emergency room and do not wait for an appointment. once botulism symptoms start kicking in, you might not survive long enough to see your doctor.