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My heart goes out to the Irish in these trying times. May you not contract alcohol poisoning from celebrating the news

#this is how douglas adams writes

This is one of the seven core components of writing well

“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” well DONT im trying to study him and your tampering would completely throw off my results

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

the personification of death being portrayed as deeply kind in fiction is something that reduces me to tears every single time

Walter white should've started one of those channels where people just mix slime together and cut soap and stuff instead of doing all the stuff he did in the show

i hope something goes sooo fucking wrong at the funeral lol like a pallbearer sneezes and the quarter ton coffin just goes spilling into the street

The appropriate response.

the queen is not truly dead until Christopher Eccleston drives a stake into her heart, thus defeating the evil once and for all

Yall are cowards for deleting this caption.

love island would be a lot more interesting if andrew punched luca and dami in their fuckin jaws

oh, those aren't "plot holes". they're air holes i poked in the narrative so that the characters could breathe.