Simon/Cappo

I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.

My captain told me the blood ocean keeps eating her convicts. So I asked her how many convicts she had and she said she just goes to the prison and gets a new convict afterward so I said it sounds like she’s just feeding convicts to the blood ocean and she started crying

Gamer guy: isn’t it weird that the richer a video game company gets the lower quality their products become? Like, every studio that made good high quality games when they were small now makes shitty boring soulless games only made to appeal to the lowest common denominator? I think feminism is causing this.

a side affect of testosterone i've noticed is persistent dreams of tall figure with a golden mask leading you among the dead as through a wedding celebration

There is always hope