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im a non practicing hedonist. everyone should be having a good time all the time. and me? dont pay attention to what im doing.

rips open ribcage to reveal a shirt that says "IF YOU'RE SEEING THIS I SHOULD PROBABLY GO TO THE HOSPITAL"

You can count on sales like this! Highly intelligent beast proving their important arthritic skill now coming in at only $44.44!

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

Thank you so much @rubbahslippah ! Such a clever tongs

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I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

Sometimes I talk a lot and sometimes I don’t talk at all and somehow both are embarrassing

Its so cold outside i can see my speech bubble

Knight who seeks to get injured in combat so she can be tenderly held by her Lady but she keeps absolutely killing it out there and she's too honorable to throw a fight

unhealthy codependency is really a top tier dynamic. like they need each other to survive but god. should they.