Maybe I'm a mess, and I ain't gonna change

You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.

what the fuck happened to my post

Shh... We're reading about the cockroach wife tulpa

a remake of crash (1996) but for people who use public transportation We need representation for the ones who don't know how to drive We are perverts too

i love when ppl draw elias bouchard wearing like anachronistic ass emerald green waistcoats and a monocle in their fanart bc it makes s1 so much funnier to think about. like you know what? yeah actually if i was jonathan sims and my fucking freak of a boss dressed like that and did an evil monologue voice at all times and paid me to read ghost stories in his basement all day, i would also probably be like "yeah this is a deeply unserious job and i am the only normal person here. sick paycheck tho" and then clock the fuck out without ever thinking about those fuckass statements again!! like what are we dunking on him for!! who would chalk that up to anything other than "my weirdass boss has clearly taken his eccentric edwardian magician LARP too far but goddamn if that check doesn't come in every month"

"Make friends!" Ok if you leave me unsupervised with the lab equipment I can totally do that!

I like the idea that the bf is on the left and the gf on the right

@aw-life-no

YOOOOOOOO

IM DYINGGGGGGF

man i have GOT to do this thing. *doesnt do it*

man i REALLY want to do this thing *doesnt do it*