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One of the things I like about Parker from Leverage is that, not only did the writers very much see her as being somewhere on the autism spectrum, the show makes it very clear that the autism isn't why she's like that.
That she spent formative years getting the brunt of the foster system, lived on the streets, got taken in by a well-meaning but flawed master thief and taught how to make her own way in the world.
That she learned very few social skills along the way, but is completely capable of and willing to learn them if given the correct situations and motivation. And is more than able to form strong, positive bonds with people how are willing to meet her where she is (and like, Parker/Hardison FOREVER, but also the episode where Elliot's posing as a chef and his and Parker's friendship is given a moment to shine).
That she's got lingering issues from her rough past that talking about with a therapist can help with, and which can help her understand, empathize with, and aid other people or kids who are in bad situations like the ones she went through.
She's not weird and quirky and goofy because she's autistic, she's weird and quirky and goofy because she has been through so much, with so little outside help, and this is how she became at least in part to deal with it all.
And no one tries to 'fix her' over the course of the series, she's just given a chance to learn some new skill sets while the rest of the cast simultaneously is given the chance to get to know her as a person.
I love how, in the first episode, Nate's reaction to the first mention of Parker being on the team is, "Parker's insane," and in the last episode she is the one he believes to be most capable of succeeding him as the head of Leverage.
She never needed fixing; she too, like every person they help, just needed a little leverage against the rough hand life dealt her.
Leverage 5x10- "The Frame-Up Job"
the types of leverage episodes
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a character needs an arc, so this is about them and their stuggles (and also this fucked up thing that's legal in the us)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's my understanding that in the criminal underworld, only two things are really widely known about Parker:
Parker is insane
Parker is a world-famous thief—the Parker
No one really knows what she looks like, who she works for, or even that she is a she.
So may I suggest "The 101 Parkers Job":
There's a global job so huge and so important that it behooves the Leverage crew to split up and convince many, many marks that the person they're dealing with is the Parker. Obviously, Parker can only be in place at a time, so this includes the usual suspects—Eliot, Hardison, Sophie, Harry, and Breanna—plus lots of members of Leverage International as well as some surprise faces, including Maggie, Quinn, McSweeten, Tara, and Sterling (and that's just the tip of the iceberg), all pretending to be Parker. For one glorious episode, they are all Parker, embodying all of the weirdness and skill that entails to the best of their abilities, guided by comms in the most chaotic job possible.

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Christian Kane and Aldis Hodge as Eliot Spencer & Alec Hardison in LEVERAGE (2008—2012)
I think Leverage has a really neat take on the concept of revenge.
Because a lot of times, revenge gets framed as this inherently immoral act, like it doesn't matter how evil the person you want revenge on is, it doesn't matter that stopping them is a net positive for the world, revenge is just bad and wanting it makes you bad.
But I think that a lot of the problems with most revenge narratives come from the fact that the person/people seeking revenge put too much importance on getting revenge, but there's not enough catharsis in the actual act of taking revenge. They end up left with a whole lot of left-over righteous anger, and no acceptable targets left to vent it on. That way lies the bloodline ending feuds of greek tragedy and the like.
But Leverage says "No, actually you're right, that guy is absolutely terrible, he does need to be stopped and his victims should be awarded the catharsis of revenge." But then, instead of taking the easy way out of having Hardison siphon all the money out of their accounts, or sending Elliot over to their house with a baseball bat, they complicate the revenge plot. Instead of walking the easier path of the quick and unsatisfying revenge, they insist on poetic justice and dramatic irony and the complete and utter, very public destruction of the worst people in the world.
That's why I think Leverage feels different to, say, The Count of Monte Cristo, or other revenge-centric stories. They go the extra mile to tailor their revenge to the target, and give them Exactly what they deserve.
sometimes i think about how eliot spencer in any other font would be such an annoying character. like he's the gruff, ex-military, man pain guy who gets all the girls. and then they said no! he's a thoughtful and kind man who children love and who has an absolutely mind-obliterating insane amount of ptsd. and he's got long hair, jewelry, and probably some sort of pronouns situation. and he's almost certainly in a sort of queerplatonic throuple with an adhd genius and the most autistic woman(?) alive. what a character
I really hope young folks just discovering Leverage understand that in 2008 a Tesla meant basically the opposite of what it means in 2025. They were so exciting. We were so hopeful.

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You seat a table of three for breakfast and the woman says hmm yes I will have a loaded waffle tower please and you say ma'am that's a children's item and she says so and you say okay fine and the man who brought a whole laptop in says ah, I will have what the lady is having and an orange soda and you say for breakfast and he says of course and then the guy who is clearly a criminal says what kind of bread do you use for your French toast and you say ... White and he says can I sub brioche and you say we don't have brioche and he sighs and says I'll get the rooty tooty... Whatever the cowboy omelette and the other two start razzing him about being a cowboy and when you come to check up on them the woman is playing airplane with the loaded waffle tower trying to get the criminal to eat it and they tip $200 and your watch has been replaced with a better watch
"[character] has never done anything wrong in their life ❤️" as in a hyperbolic joke expressing that the character is sweet and kind and i love them, vs "[character] has never done anything wrong in their life ❤️" as in i’m absolutely lying through my teeth while a long list of their crimes plays behind me like film credits
Since Google is useless now I propose the new phrase "Wikipedia is free" when someone tries to derail a post they know jack shit about
Why do characters in stories where there's some time travel or interdimensional situation always go like "that's not funny" when the traveler character is like "where's dad/mom/friend/etc?" and it turns out that the person in question has died in this timeline/universe?
If someone I cared about was acting disoriented and strange, not recognizing stuff, obviously having troubles placing where they are and/or what the date is, and then asked for someone we both loved who died like a year ago or ten years or whatever, my first reaction would not be "they are playing an incredibly crass and tasteless joke of some sort on me"? My first reaction would probably be, oh shit that's a major sign of dementia and some other serious conditions.
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Also istg i ended uo making the aroace flag THAT WAS UNINTENTIONAL
Okok imma go to sleep now byeee