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If ever you find yourself anxious about your adult responsibilities, remember: in order for a public system to function, it must be accessible to idiots, and there will always be someone dumber than you.
There are about 50,000 pipe organs in Germany. That is the highest amount per area and per population worldwide.
Ok, fine Germany, but the largest Pipe organ in the world is in PHILADELPHIA USA and its being restored by a friend of mine!!!
One time in grade 11 I got every answer correct on a math test and the teacher failed it because I didn't use the method we learned in class and it's been nearly ten years and I'm still angry. I'm going to raise my children to fuck the system
Like the first question I remember perfectly cause it was like "the square has a length of 14". The circle has a diameter of 14". Which has the greater area? Prove your answer"
And obviously they wanted us to calculate the area of each and then use the data to prove the answer
But I was like. "Obviously the square has a greater area, because the circle could fit inside it and the corners would be empty" and I proved it by drawing a scale image like
And it didn't even explicitly SAY to calculate it, so??? Fuck you???? I'm right?????
My kids are going to sing Rage Against The Machine at recess.
I'm angry for you.
If you, as a teacher, failed to use specific phrasing while asking a question, but your student answers the question correctly using Logic™ and with a solid proof (without having to rely on the method you drilled into your class), why in the natural order of things would you not be proud of them?
Isn't the whole point? of math class?? to teach students how to think logically??? And communicate their results clearly????

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A lot of people do not realize how motorcoaches operate, how they move, what makes them move, and why they are so expensive. Learn about it
Shout out to Alex B for being delightfully hyped about motorcoaches aka graceful beasts aka wonderful, massive, beautiful, people moving machines
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I don’t think we talk enough about how, despite the presence of multiple globes, PotC takes place on a flat earth, ice wall included.
I'm gonna need some elaboration here
They literally sail over the edge of it after passing through a hole in a wall of ice. They fall off. They get back to the other side by passing through the whole ocean.
But also there’s a globe on, like, everyone’s desk.
#it's like lord of the rings#it's only flat for pirates
You get it.
No, but this is actually (sort of) canon.
See, part of the conceit of the PotC trilogy is that all myths are true. Nearly every supernatural element in the franchise has a root in some real world mythology or pirate lore, although some of them are mashed together.
Another thing is that they take place at the end of the Golden Age of Piracy, and the more the map gets filled in, and the more the Royal Navy takes power, there less room there is for the mystical and supernatural in the world. This is explicitly called out in At World's End with the death of the kraken:
Barbossa: The world used to be a bigger place. Jack: The world's still the same. There's just... less in it.
The only way to access the world of the supernatural is through the supernatural itself. You can only get to the Isla de Muerta with Jack's compass that points to whatever you desire, or if you already know where its is. You need Tia Dalma's map to find the edge of the world. To access the supernatural, you need to already be immersed in it.
The pirates world isn't flat, it's round - but because the edge of the world exists in myth, it therefore exists in reality. The pirates are able to find it through supernatural means, but if, say, someone like Norrington just sailed in the same general direction, he wouldn't end up in the same place.
[ID: a two-panel cartoon with the heading “it is September 3!” in Panel 1, Parcel, a small pink box-shaped robot with two spindly limbs, is speaking with Elan, a blue humanoid robot. Elan is pouring a disgruntled fish from a fishbowl into a pond. Parcel: Elan, hello, I want you to hide me in a hole in the ground please. Elan: Oh, okay! In panel 2, Elan has finished transferring the fish, and is relaxing beside the pond. Parcel: Are you not alarmed by this request? Elan: …are there people out there who DON’T want to hide in a hole in the ground?]
Aunties, I don't have a question but could you please wish me good luck for my Very First Pilates Class Ever? I am anxious and excited and have no idea what I'm about to do
OMG GOOD LUCK YOU FLEXIBLE LIL PRETZEL OF FITNESS AND SELF-IMPROVEMENT!!! WE BELIEVE IN YOU!

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[ID: a cartoon with the heading “it is September 2!” Parcel, a small, box-shaped pink robot with two spindly limbs, is relaxing on the ground. A large holographic projection of SAERIS looms behind them. Parcel: You know, I think I am starting to relax … so something bad is probably due to happen]
A tattoo is a great thing to buy for yourself if you want something you can never leave behind.
Like I used to be terrified of the commitment of a tattoo and the pressure of having something on my body forever that would stay there as my identity grew and evolved, but by now I've left behind so many homes and people and possessions that it's reassuring to have something that's solid and constant and *mine*, that I can keep coming back to like a secret hideout or hidden treasure that won't be lost or taken, that I don't have to share, that I can just *have*, no matter where I go or who I become
As someone who has lost precious photos, family heirlooms, and mementos, the idea of tattoos being Things I Will Always Have is unbelievably comforting
Having ur main emotional response be crying is so embarrassing like ill be trying to explain why im mad or ill try having a serious convo abt smthn that upsets me and ill start crying like a baby and i have to like turn around and go “i am not crying 4 pity or to emotionally manipulate u im crying cuz im a little bitch, give me a sec”
Sometimes you just need some encouragement from an older and wiser dino. 🦕💕 Hang in there friends!
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Dumpster diving this weekend has yielded:
one smol (me-sized!!!) plastic lawn chair
a plush foot-of-the-bed fabric storage container thing with wooden feet
Jewelry. So much fake jewelry
a very soothing wooden napkin holder shaped like a duck

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