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That they are actually fake scientists unlike their brilliant colleagues

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The secrets scientists donât want you to know about:
Their caffeine consumption habits
How many showers were skipped
That they are actually fake scientists unlike their brilliant colleagues

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like it might just be me but i think calling anyoneâs degree âuselessâ and âa waste of timeâ is fucking rude at best. absolutely unnecessary and itâs not just because iâm an english major thatâs a fucked up thing to say about any field. thereâs a reason all of them exist and the world needs professionals from the fields western society deems âuselessâ more than ever.
knowledge for the sake of knowledge, learning to really critically think, and collecting that knowledge to share with others will never be useless or a waste of time
sent an email without exclamation points #mean #meanie #meancore #evilgirl #hurtingyou #indifferent #gayandrude

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youâre going to love again, find a job again, create art again, do what you love again, feel powerful again. youâre going to be back on track. i donât know when, but you are going to feel like yourself again, eventually. this isnât the end. hang in there.
People need to get used to the idea of getting older and even romanticize it thereâs so much you gain by aging and learning every day thereâs beauty in someone whose years show on their face. Iâm sick and tired of people turning 25 and being like omg Iâm so old Iâm having an identity crisis. get a grip. Bitch.
Also stop attaching morality to aging âthis is how non problematic people ageâ no babes that celebrity is an example of how millionaires who have great plastic surgeons and infinite access to any kind of fitness and diet age. Working class people with health issues and mental health issues and addictions and eating disorders donât look like Anne Hathaway no matter how kind hearted they are lol

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its always some fucking day in some fucking month in some fucking year isnt it
happy fucking day in a fucking month in a fucking year day
why the FUCK are weekends only 2 days long do you really think that's enough to recover from the horrors of the work week. really.
not as bad as writer's block, but still pretty bad: when you have an idea you're excited to get out of your head but you can only write it really really really slowly
writer's traffic jam
people who don't know anything about academics: man y'all are stuffy and boring what's up with that? actual academics: *too busy fist-fighting each other over the beryllium problem or the existence of a dentistry profession in ancient egypt to reply*
people who dont know anything about academics: *for some reason have the illusion of everyone in Fancy Academic Clothes doing Boring Research and glossing over Historical Facts Because Historians Dont Like The Truth*
actual academics: someones lying on the floor in a band tshirt they havent changed out of in three days crying over the paper theyâre supposed to be writing that was due over a month ago. the whiteboard says â6 hours since our last fight about Whether Silcrete Existsâ. someone wants to give their thesis the title âtheyre lesbians haroldâ but cant figure out how to cite a tumblr post as a title because they havent eaten in 48 hours
People who don't know anything about academics: they're keeping this grand conspiracy about these civilizations a secret!!! actual academics: can barely coordinate a time for a Zoom meeting, will infodump about their specialty for hours without prompting
People who donât know anything about academics: How dare these stuffy scientists ignore this poor random dude who has a Theory That Changes Everything (and conveniently makes him a small fortune by selling books and DVDs about the Theory) Actual academics: Has already patiently explained to 40 different people why the Theory That Changes Everything doesnât make any sense and is also kinda racist, but nobody is hyping their answer because it doesnât make anybody money or make them feel extra special.
Also actual academics in this case: *vibrating with the only barely controlled need to throat punch Erich von Däniken the dude hawking the Theory of Racist Lies*
that is one of the cutest things Iâve ever seen in my goddamned life

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Just learned about something very very cool that Iâm shocked I didnât know about before- Paleoburrows.
These are giant tunnels, mostly found in Brazil. Over 1,500 of them are documented.
It was originally assumed that they were dug by indigenous people, and many of them were repurposed into human shelters at some point, but we now believe they were built by prehistoric megafauna.
We know this because of distinct claw marks along the walls of the caverns, unlike anything humans have produced.
They come in a variety of sizes.
The smaller ones were probably dug by large armadillos, such as Holmesina.
The larger could have been dug by giant ground sloths like Glossotherium.
Thank you for reading, I just thought this was cool and wanted to share.
Sources and credits after the cut