//Penguin Waddle

The new Star Wars trailer looks amazing

Why is she holding it like a wand

Because she’s a fucking witch, Grant.

I don’t care what this is but I’d love some context

Why are the stunts in that shit better than in most action movies of the past decade ?

Passion.

#you work a lot harder on things you actually want to do #versus things you may not want to do but are being paid for

I will never not reblog this 😂

honestly this is why Assassins Creed cosplayers are my favourite cosplayers because you’re never sure when one of them is gonna just bust out the parkour but you know at least one of them in a group can do it.

Are you sure they are not Actual Assassins?

modern day Assassins dress as historical assassin to blend in a crowd of cosplayers and #remain_undetected

none of the people even turned when he did that, too, so I’m convinced we’re either living in a simulation or that was an actual assassin

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

how about dog walker while in spiderman costume

you. you get it

People like this exist. Interesting.

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

I thought it was the same person ngl.

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

Stephanie is a true hero.

She’s sure teaching that snake

Snake never stood a chance

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

Oh my god

I’m dead now