//Penguin Waddle

The new Star Wars trailer looks amazing

Why is she holding it like a wand

Because she’s a fucking witch, Grant.

I don’t care what this is but I’d love some context

Why are the stunts in that shit better than in most action movies of the past decade ?

Passion.

#you work a lot harder on things you actually want to do #versus things you may not want to do but are being paid for

I will never not reblog this 😂

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

how about dog walker while in spiderman costume

you. you get it

People like this exist. Interesting.

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

I thought it was the same person ngl.

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

Stephanie is a true hero.

She’s sure teaching that snake

Snake never stood a chance

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

Oh my god

I’m dead now

me as a discovery

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM