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Im just a girl 🥺 *says the most infantilizing shit ever while implying shes stupid*
"The Roses of Heliogabalus" by Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema

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could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell
Sometimes you see something calling itself the "world's first _" and you see and you see it and you're just like "Yeah man, there's a fucking reason no one did it before"
SEETHING rn because when i was getting ready to go out my housemate saw my platform boots and told me "watch out for low-hanging branches" thinking he was being sooooooo funny and guess what i walked straight into on my way into town. well why don't you just fucking guess.
5 things your character can't do while speaking
Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about what choking is and imagine speaking while it’s happening. That would fuckin’ hurt, man.
Hiss. Look, it’s just not possible, okay? No matter how “evil” you want your character to seem.
Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesn’t snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE SPEAKING.
Shriek. Come on, 99% of the time, “shriek” is not the word you want.Let’s face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Don’t bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.
Sneer. I’m not even going to bother explaining this one. “SNEER” ISN’T EVEN A SOUND.
Choked is not meant to be taken literally, an obstruction in the throat. It means they’re having difficultly speaking, they’re forcing the words out with difficulty. Often used when the character is convulsed in tears or laughter.
Hiss is a low, threatening whisper. Raw, guttural, vicious. It is NOT a literal hiss like an animal, it is a tone of voice that serves the same function. Someone will hiss that they’re going to cut your throat- a message from one person to the other.
Snarl is the same kind of thing. Not literal, it’s a tone of voice that serves the same function. It’s raw and gutteral like a hiss, but more savage than vicious. It’s loud, it’s showy, it’s intimidating. It’s very alpha male, big man, look at how fucking dangerous I am. I’ll take ALL of you on. Even if they’re snarling at one person in particular, nobody better back them up or they’re gonna get fucked up too.
Shriek. Come on, seriously? We’ve all heard people shriek either in fear or outrage. High pitched, loud, out of control, feminine. Men can shriek, but it’s funny and emasculating. Think angry italian women throwing pots and pans or ladies on tables who just saw a mouse.
Sneering is contempt whether it’s a facial expression or a tone of voice or both. There are a hundred different ways to sneer with your voice, but it all adds up to the same thing.
How descriptive words work 101
Op radiating cinema sins energy with that list lol
OP tagging this as “reasons they stop reading a book in ch 1” yet not grasping like the most basic form of figurative language is… something
When Azi finally upgrades his computer it will be to like Windows 95 :).
I’m still so proud of his opening hours notice.
you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop
The strongest
BMW
sorry to be serious on a joke post but for anyone who’s curious: it’s first-come-first-served. you go in the same order that you arrived.
if more than one person arrives at exactly the same time somehow, it goes clockwise, meaning whoever is to your immediate right goes before you. if no one is to your immediate right, it’s your turn.
if two people arrive at the same time and they’re across from each other, it depends what direction you’re going, so look at their blinkers. straight and right turns can just go because no combination of those will intersect. if either of you is turning left, that person is going second, no question. if you’re both turning left….. eye contact and gesturing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
if four people somehow all arrive at a 4-way stop at the exact same time then you probably live in the fucking twilight zone. lots of eye contact & pay attention to blinkers BUT chances are someone will just decide to go first and then you go clockwise from there

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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER
Neil gaiman?
Easy mistake to make. Actually a cat.
Neil Gaiman?
is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere
like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but
I like how they just avoid Mongolia
Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.
I like the rat map even better
What is Alberta doing
we are fucking constantly vigilant
Jesus fucking christ, Alberta
Hey! Albertan here. I thought rats were fictional until I was 9 years old. I have still never seen a rat in person.
my dash is on the hunt for cougars

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