Cae

I think the funniest thing is her diction. Like that shit sticks with you.

It sounds like I’m playing a video game and someone is trying to sell me potions. :D

…that is exactly what it sounds like

This is AMAZING.

I never saw the movie. Why didn’t the owl fly out?

owl was living for the drama

This movie was wonderfully written and im made we didn’t get a series like this out of it.

Must slurp.

posted by a naruto blog… loves it

All I can think is “I would NOT wanna be the person responsible for polishing it.”

tbh with the rate the world’s going, I’d take being possessed by the supernatural entity in this rock water any day

ancient fruit gusher

Mace is also the source of the best example of clueless management I know. An English Lord in charge of the plantations where nutmeg and mace were farmed noticed that mace was more expensive than nutmeg, and demanded that “more mace be farmed, and less money be wasted farming nutmeg”.

Oh yeah, the history of its trade is super evil.

anyone else been following the saga of the guy whose neighbor complained to the zoning commission about his fence being too high so he cut down half his fence and then filled his yard with scary naked mannequins as revenge or is that just knowledge i’m personally living with 

@sowhatelseisblu

is it scurvy? is it lead? is it tuberculosis? is it the crippling loneliness? who knows we’re all dying

millennial burnout or doomed victorian arctic expedition

Princess Peach was really just like “my castle is gonna be a weird museum with maybe some living quarters tucked away somewhere but mostly just magic portals to battlefields and slides” and everybody was like yeah you beautiful binch go ahead

Like she LIVES there. That’s her HOUSE. She was like “hey toadsworth can we have a giant grandfather clock that if you jump at it it takes you to a magical world inside the clock but depending on what time you jump in the moving parts of the magic clock world will be faster or slower” and toadsworth was like “k lol” in her HOUSE

What I’m saying is Princess Peach is a fucking legend

There’s extra, and then theres Princess Peach

thinkin about the time i forgot my sunhat while i was teaching a canoeing class and my boss just stuck a giant lily pad on my head and it dried into shape and worked perfectly as a sun hat and i used it for days

y'all have it wrong this is proof that my BOSS has magical powers not me

why not both?

a man who can make a knife out of anything

Kiwami Japan

How the fuck

Smithing 100

(ID: partially stripped cork trees. they look nakey. end ID)