Suggestions from the Arctic

don’t defrost things found in the permafrost. no one will explain why. just don’t.

hey so who’s coming to set up a commune with me in the arctic?

capture, affix notes to, then release a number of arctic foxes in the hopes that the expedition you are searching for will come across them and know you are looking for them

fall into a river and get nearly swept away by the current

you are the guy he's been staying on a doomed arctic expedition for, i'm the disembodied ghost lingering outside his window and breathing menacingly into his neck, we are not the same.

mention the fact that you room with your lieutenant anytime you're talking about him

steal everyone’s pemmican while they aren’t looking

fall in love with your comrade

bring a monkey to an expedition in the arctic

wonder what lies under the ice

discover a remote lab