And Who Could Forget Dear Rat Boy?

anyway. time to be weird about it

look! someone got hit in the boingloings

hit in the boingloings

boingloings

boingloings

someone got hit in them.

I love videos of people performing religious ceremonies for small animals. Especially if it’s not something a small animal could participate in theologically.

Sadie the Dog has been BLESSED upon this fine ASH WEDNESDAY she has been reminded of the FRAGILITY OF LIFE and has observed the start of the LENT SEASON

Butters the Cat is wearing a TINY KIPPAH

Cat on a tiny praying mat!!!

[ID: Photos of cats on prayer mats, some have their own miniature mats, others sit alongside their humans. /end ID]

the particular grief of losing a piece of graffiti that was part of your everyday routes through the city. congratulations "anti-vandalism initiatives" you painted over my dear friend and neighbor

Starting twin peaks

It's scaring my cat

NO

Being non-binary is like instead of having an angel and a demon on ur shoulder u have a faggot and a dyke

Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

You drank a snake oil salesman’s drink only for it to make you actually immortal in the old west now 300 years later you see that same salesman

we silently hi-five without making eye contact and keep it moving

no wait gay sex

Hmmm one million ton attack