Zip my pants up when ur done spam liking my posts

I'm neither a believer in ghosts nor a disbeliever but a secret third thing

as a kid i was convinced there was a ghost in my house named Violet Delveen and also when i started going through puberty i tried to have sex with it

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

a car swerved to try and hit me while i was typing this ??

imagine i die and the cops pick up my phone and im halfway through making a post about lemonade

unrestrained summer fun

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

futhark translation: “translate w no added commentary: elon musk is made of cheese”

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

We are never going to be free until it literally doesn't matter weather a person is ugly or not.

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian