Zip my pants up when ur done spam liking my posts

takes a real artist to go "i have to deface this billboard promoting an evil corporation's evil product. but crucially☝️the typeface and kerning must match or else it's cringe"

If you make it look official, people will leave it up. I knew someone who replaced all the motivational posters at work with 'demotivation' versions and corp didnt notice for like 2 years.

I lava good bbq

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

link broke here’s a new one

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say