Robert Fettuccine

Favorite bit of adventurers bible lore is that Marcille was a researcher developing new healing magic before she joined the party but then learned all the offensive spells we see her use in a single day. Insane behavior. Imagine knowing the top med student in the country and one day she drops out of her cancer research program and perfects the art of making pipe bombs in 24 hours.

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babygirl i know star wars lore that you would bully me for

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

there’s something so fucking funny about the fact that astarion’s questline is called “the pale elf”. like. just imagine the most exciting part of your life’s story is written down and it’s just called “white boy”. come on now

finding out Anakin was 23 years old when he became Vader was so crazy to me. he should've been at the club