Ramblings

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

can we send him to the glue factory instead

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

the idea of going to the movies alone being like sad and pathetic is crazy to me like thats barely a social event to me. If you try to talk to me during a movie at the movies I will kill you.

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun