Ramblings

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

Employers when you try to use your pto

The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

a good fan edit will change how to you listen a certain song forever

the funnest part of reading books is telling people the plot like its hot gossip

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

can we send him to the glue factory instead

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do