whoof want to know

another idea for how reviews should work: you're strapped to a chair with two IVs, and every bad review sends a little pump of that blue euthanasia juice for dogs into your left arm, and every good review sends a little pump of jones cream soda into your right arm

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

this is why you shouldn't swear

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments