whoof want to know

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

The best part of Grindr is how it is many peoples first time communicating via text ever!

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

tortured pervert tuesday

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body