my bitch post nasty

cleaned out the garage and found my old thinking cap from when i would think

We need to replace all major cities with wooden boardwalk by river

He wrote a paper so insightful even his gang cited him

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

love writing a post and then discarding it immediately. microdosing on having an opinion

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

Can we just start stabbing Julius Caesar now it's been a hard week.

*through gritted teeth* when i do something wrong and am politely asked to change my behavior its just a simple request to fix a problem and not an indictment of my character. when i do something wrong and am politely asked to change my behavior its just a simple request to fix a problem and not an indictment of my worth as a human being

*gripping the sink and staring into the mirror* i can regulate my emotions and move on from well-intentioned polite criticism by resolving to change my behavior in the future without dwelling on the shame and guilt. i can regulate my emotions in a healthy way and move on and not get stuck scrolling tumblr for an hour and a half to just blast my brain w stimulation to avoid my negative feelings. oh wait its too late for that last one

Last night was a tubi original

having an emotional support shitty phone game is actually really good for you

those sick perverts at oreo are always crossbreeding their cookies with anything they can get their hands on

can i be your significant bother

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

they’re burning me at the stake tomorrow. If anyone wants to come