T O P A Z - `T A N [was here]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

Yaaaawn! Call me when they're covered in blood and having gay sex

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

it shouldn’t be illegal to lie to the cops unless it is illegal for the cops to lie to you. the whole justice system is fucked and the police need to be abolished but thissssssssss pisses me off. never talk to the police and remember they will blatantly lie to you just to see you scramble to defend yourself against their lies

"i could fix him" yeah? well i could accept him as he is. you don't like the murder? grow up. the atrocities are part of him and ive decided they're funny

Discord is a popular Tumblr extension where you can feel even weirder about never messaging your mutuals that you want to talk to

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

Just jerked my shit during lunch break 😊

do it on the clock are you stupid

y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement

y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement

People need to relearn the word "egocentric" and stop using narcissist/narc as a replacement.

People need to relearn the word "impulse" and stop using "intrusive thought" as a replacement