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mockva

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

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the-davest-of-uncles

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

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ivafakename

YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

ivafakename

Prev do you think it's okay to just go on other people's posts and be funnier than them?

turing-tested

IVE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIEND FOR LIKE A YEAR NOW AND IT TURNS OUT WE KNEW EACH OTHER AND WERE FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER PRETRANSITION

turing-tested

we we’re talking about how we had a mutual friend and how that was so wild and then they mentioned another friend i knew and i was like “yeah i played soccer with them both in the park” and my friend was like “wait does your deadname start with a C” and it turns out she was also there and we just had no idea who each other was this entire time till now

asymbina

This is fucking wild

lesbianredpanda

professorsparklepants

This is half a plot for a modern Shakespearean comedy of errors.

dunkstein

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

dunkstein

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

theotheristhedoctor

That was a near-religious experience

outburstsoftheordinary

I made a gif of it for those of you who cant watch the video in your country. Or if you know you just want to stare at it mesmerized like me

derinthescarletpescatarian

Oh wow they sure did vaporise that car into red mist

thirdwizard-who

@identifying-cars-in-posts?

identifying-cars-in-posts

1994-1996 Ford Aspire

polyphonetic

(formerly)

adamtheredbeard

I’m partial to the “Can a Snowplow Split a Car in Two” one. The answer was “No”, so they naturally ramped it up. Which led to this

A rocket powered, sharpened steel wedge slicing a car (with its engine!) in two, right down the middle

the-most-adorkable-smile

@identifying-cars-in-posts what’s this one?

identifying-cars-in-posts

1988-1989 Honda Civic

fuck-it-i-wont-respond

(formerly)

furbearingbrick

wow…just like looneyed toons…

cidthecoatrack-blog

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

siyurikspakvariisis

an article on the subject for the curious:

"We're pretty much seeing everything we had hoped for, and that's always good news.”

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katsigian

Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

estrogenesis-evangelion

"you really gonna die on that hill?"

"someone is."

brightlotusmoon

I found photos of those Pallas Cat kittens born this year and bye I'm deceased

curlicuetruth

why do these kittens have the exact same energy as a nest of baby owls

sanguine-tenshi

@curlicuetruth you are very right

curlicuecal

bowlifecomics

It makes me happy when they listen

whitepeopletwitter

icarus-suraki

Or a children’s hospital

drtanner

The fucking children’s hospital thing is never going to get old.

a-book-of-creatures

ingredience

luvsixk444

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mortuarybat-deactivated20240901

All girls really want in life is a beautifully ornate crystal dagger

homunculus-argument

Peoples' desire to burn the Gävle goat isn't about them hating it. It's a "my son loved your drawing so much that he ate it" sort of a deal.

janokenmun

also the endless allure of arson

homunculus-argument

Oh yeah we definitely also love arson.

hasgavlebockenburneddownyet

Day 3

No

Its just like standing there man

inkskinned

fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says "actually works" does actually work.

hate exercising and realizing i've let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i've overturned my fight-or-flight response.

hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i'm less anxious and i have more energy

hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i've actually started healing about something once i'm able to externalize it

hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently

hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love

horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i'm gonna do it tho

maculategiraffe

jaubaius

Hummingbird mom with her babies

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akiragatr

ninjakittenarmy

I know the size of the chicks SHOULDN’T surprise me, given the size of the adults, but by God it still does.

toasty-bat

@batvillainz

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rihkamakoru

cadaverkeys

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

cadaverkeys

another thing that pop culture latched onto is this idea that you might use a wreath of garlic bulbs to ward off a vampire, however, in the book there is a popular use of garlic blossoms rather than the bulbs. i think these are a lot prettier and way more versatile for stylisation! you could have a garlic flower crown.

cadaverkeys

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula

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