LMAO, What?

this is what i expect out of a $10 carton of eggs

every fucking time I see this I miss the "7 month old" part, then when I see the image I fucking lose it. god fucking dammit

PSA: journalists aren’t supposed to put names in the headlines if the person isn’t a public figure. It’s not a matter of maliciously not giving credit

^^^as a journalist, this is something that bothers me ALL THE TIME

A friend of mine on Twitter explained this the other day, so to elaborate based on what she said: If the name is not instantly recognizable the way a public figure is, then putting the name in the headline isn’t going to bring about any sort of recognition or connection in the reader, and doesn’t do much to draw the reader into the story. But something like “local teen” does create a connection by tying the person into the community, and encourages the reader to learn more about what this local teen has done. The name will be in the article itself, after the headline has done its job at getting the reader to look into it.

Sexualizing that old man is a full time job

i wish cleaning the dishes was more fun. specially the bottles

chasing that rat poison high....

as an exmormon it is absolutely imperative we spread this around as much as possible. everyone needs to know about the little gay amongus

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Miguel and miniguel

“i like your shoelaces” cringed so that a bootleg misprinted shoe label could cause a mass hallucination and gaslight a fake movie into existence