our chicken oven at work finally died today (it’s like 14 years old) in the middle of a cook and obviously we couldn’t sell the chickens and as we were throwing them out one customer said “oh, no, don’t throw them out! my birds will love them! oh, the magpies will be so happy!” and there’s a lot to unpack there considering it was about 16 chickens and magpies are wild birds, not kept as pets

I was shocked and then I remembered that you evidently mean Australian magpies and now the fear has increased

yeah I remember learning about your weird nice magical magpies

every person after 20 minutes of knowing roy mustang: man I really wanna help that guy overthrow the government and install himself as ruler

not to be harry potter on main but i honestly think the fantastic beasts series would have been so much more interesting if it was just about the beasts. i don’t give a fuck about grindelwald, just give me a movie about an eccentric wizard travelling the world looking for magical animals and teaching us the power of friendship

newt’s character should have been like the crocodile hunter but in a wizard hat send tweet

i dont care about any of this 1920s magic drama i just want newt scamander to cheerfully inform us how bad it hurts to get stung by various wizard animals

SAME

On a scale of 1 to the dragon in Merlin how unhelpful are you?

“That is an answer you must seek yourself, my young friend.”

Will the last person leaving Tumblr please turn off the lights.

Also there’s literally so many restrictions on unions and strikes at this point that striking on any significant scale is nearly de facto illegal

tumblr ancients are pretending we stay on tumblr because we know it won’t end but we are more like these old people in movies who tell others to run and leave them behind, because they lived their entire lives on that shitty farm

😂

The Enigma of Amigara Fault - Junji Ito