Just Winging It

the duplicitous and scheming radical left tricked me into eating too much rice and now my tummy hurts

Item: now at the buffet: Cruch Papers, Skin Milk, Oatmeat, Hand Soup, Marsh Potao, Nugmet, Chichen Nuggest, and Cheam Creams

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

This is so pure

I have to wonder if the cat had a confusing day. “In cat carrier… in car… VET?! No; tasty food with kids in strange house. Now home again? Okay??”

The last video’s thumbnail is the last thing the uploader saw before Pancake killed them.

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault

the bartender pulls her titty out and gets to work

“My suggestion was quite simple: Put that needed code number in a little capsule, and then implant that capsule right next to the heart of a volunteer. The volunteer would carry with him a big, heavy butcher knife as he accompanied the President. If ever the President wanted to fire nuclear weapons, the only way he could do so would be for him first, with his own hands, to kill one human being. The President says, “George, I’m sorry but tens of millions must die.” He has to look at someone and realize what death is—what an innocent death is. Blood on the White House carpet. It’s reality brought home.” - Richard Fisher, Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (1981)

Never forget that part of the reason this system was never implemented was that when he presented it to his colleagues, their response was IIRC “George, that’s terrible! If he has to take an innocent life, he may never press the button.”

tumblr mobile won’t load but I bet it’s the fucking mirror lasers

this iconic scene shits on every action movie

Oh boy i can’t wait to reblog this post with no repercussions!

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from on the head