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dearly departed fung wah bus may she rest in POWER š«” obsessed with ayo's go-to bit in her last press cycle being the great molasses flood and this time around it's the fung wah bus. real bostonian representation šāāļø
now you gotta pay like $35 for a bus to new york and it STILL will probably break down and leave you stranded at an ihop in connecticut :(
imagine this š: open your eyes 𫵠CLOSE 'EM šāāļø now open your MENTAL EYE šļø right? you are in a BUS DEPOT šš in the DEPTHS of boston chinatown š®š you get the opportunity to take a $10-15 šø bus that will take you to new york š½ in UNDER four hours ā±ļø sometimes THREE ššØ it's like the concorde of buses āļø this thing's going a hundred milesā BIG bus, tooš«øāļøš«·not a small bus š¤ BIG ol' bus ššŖ HUNDRED miles an hour šÆ on the speedway š£ļø sometimes? catching fire š„š§Æ don't sit in the back š don't sit in the front š you will hit things š§³ā ļø and things will hit you š¤šØ the bus? might explode š„š„š„ THAT'S NOT YOUR BUSINESS ā your business is GETTING TO NEW YORK š«” and then you do :)
game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system
me: apply pokemon logic
To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.
yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons
go outside and try to suplex a bird
tell me how bug resists fighting
go outside and try to suplex a bug
THE IDEAL MALE BODY
I fucking love this photo
you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands
op how does it feel to be the most correct person on earth
learn the rules
so that you can break them properly

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stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.
In recent years, there has been a rush on the internet to supply image descriptions and to call out those who donāt. This may be an example of community accountability at work, but itās striking to observe that those doing the most fierce calling out or correcting are sighted people. Such efforts are largely self-defeating. I cannot count the times Iāve stopped reading a video transcript because it started with a dense word picture. Even if a description is short and well done, I often wish there were no description at all. Get to the point, already! How ironic that striving after access can actually create a barrier. When I pointed this out during one of my seminars, a participant made us all laugh by doing a parody: āMary is wearing a green, blue, and red striped shirt; every fourth stripe also has a purple dot the size of a pea in it, and there are forty-seven stripesāā
āYouāre killing me,ā I said. āI canāt take any more of that!ā
Now serious, she said it was clear to her that none of that stuff about Maryās clothes mattered, at least if her clothes werenāt the point. What mattered most about the image was that Mary was holding her diploma and smiling. āBut,ā she wondered, ādo I say, Mary has a huge smile on her face as she shows her diploma or Mary has an exuberant smile or showing her teeth in a smile and her eyes are crinkled at the edges?ā
Itās simple. Mary has a huge smile on her face is the best one. Itās the donāt-second-guess-yourself option. My thinking around this issue is enriched by the philosopher Brian Massumiās concept of āesqueness.ā He exemplifies it by discussing a kid who plays a tiger:
One look at a tiger, however fleeting and incomplete, whether it be in the zoo or in a book or in a film or video, and presto! the child is tigerized⦠The perception itself is a vital gesture. The child immediately sets about, not imitating the tigerās substantial form as he saw it, but rather giving it lifeāgiving it more life. The child plays the tiger in situations in which the child has never seen a tiger. More than that, it plays the tiger in situations no tiger has ever seen, in which no earthly tiger has ever set paw.
Just as the child and an actual tiger are not one bit alike, the words Mary has a huge smile on her face have nothing in common with the picture of Mary holding her diploma. Yet the tiger announces something to the world, its essence, and a kid can become tiger-ized and be tiger-esque, their every act shouting, I am a tiger. The picture of Mary at her graduation is shouting something, and the words Mary has a huge smile on her face are also shouting something. It is at the level beyond each actuality, in the swirl that each stirs up, that the two meet.
(from Against Access, by John Lee Clark - link in notes)
Against Access can be read here
Setting the Stripes on a Tiger (Cake)
A tiger skin cake forms a distinctive pattern of light and dark patches as it bakes. Ā (Image credit: K. Koutova et al.)
The permanent eyebags are cute, right? You think they look cute on me, right?

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how am I gonna be an optometrist about this
and if you close one eye
can you tell me what's the symbol on row four
and if you close one eye
I prescribe you one diopter more
the ashtrays in airplane bathrooms are a fascinating harm reduction metaphor. yes it's illegal as hell to smoke in there. yes there's a smoke detector that will snitch on you the second you light up. so why is there an ashtray? because if there weren't, your single momentary dumbass crime could kill 300 people. it is fucking vital that if someone does have a lit cigarette on a plane, they have a place to safely put it out.
tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse
imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer
horse that reads Marcus Aurelius
I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad
Me at a new Dungeons and Dragons game
DM: Please describe your new character
Me: ok cool *literally just says the lyrics of Short Skirt/Long Jacket by Cake*
needless to say, Iāve been thinking about this all day and have over analyzed this to try to determine exactly what this character would be. So class:
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who knows whatās bestĀ
Its clear from these lines that she has high intelligence and wisdom. Intelligence is emphasized with the lines ā She is fast and thorough/And sharp as a tackā and considering she is fast she likely has high dexterity.Ā
So this is a Dex/Wisdom/Intelligence build which makes me think that she is a ranger.Ā She may, however be using a dueling fighting style instead of archery, since later lines say sheĀ āuses a macheteā so she clearly has still with one-handed weaponry.
Her alignment is suggested in two instances. One beingĀ āWith fingernails that shine like justice.ā Though this doesnāt necessarily mean she idealizes justice, this can be implied. So she is on the good end of the good/evil spectrum, and because sheĀ āuses a machete to cut through red tapeā she clearly is not lawful. She does not get bogged down with bureaucracy but cuts through it. There is not other indications that she chaotic, so I am inclined to call her neutral, making her neutral good.Ā
Her race is harder to pin down, but given that she wasĀ āeyes that burn like cigarettes,ā that may suggest that she was red or orange eyes. This meansĀ Drow or Tiefling. Now, given that she also has,Ā āshoes that cutā this could suggest that she has sharp hooves, meaning Tiefling. I would also point out that she changes her name from Kitty to Karen, and Tiefling are known for taking on new names.Ā
So TL:DR, the girl with a short skirt and long jacket is a neutral good tiefling ranger named Karen who specializes in a dueling fighting style
This is the best D&D-related post Iāve seen in months, fantastic work.
This legitimately will be my next character inspiration

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Mississippiās first interracial marriage, August 1970.
Adding @bethanyactually 's informative tags!
When Demetria Mills-Obadic heard about the Supreme Court decision legalizing gay marriage, she screamed so loud that her co-workers rushed t