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Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible
Pronouns
An accent
Bias

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Peter ends up in DC (not in gotham omg) exactly where he was in his universe. It takes him a two full days to realize hes not in his universe bc he chalked a lot of the strangeness to the spell Strange casted
But nope. Hes in a new universe that has completely different heroes, and more importantly, completely different memes (what the hell is "do the butts match"??) And this place has a distinct lack of one Tony Stark
So Peter basically starts up Stark Enterprises in NY again bc he poor and its what Tony (probably) wouldve wanted. He had to pay for this metabolism somehow
But obviously peter needed an investor or twenty, but who needs more than one when Brucie Wayne exists?? Hes like a hunkier yet still bimbo Tony, and practically throws his money at any sad looking teen
But Brucie wayne ends up taking him under his wing, bc hes like. An 18/19 year old CEO and he is Very Concerned abt how this kid not only invented a new type of metal (vibranium) and a very powerful form of energy (arc reactors), so he pays extra attention bc he does NOT need a villain running around with that kind of power and intelligence to back it
Bludhaven upside down 🌅
You might want to flip your phone for this one 😆
you've caught me at a very young justice '98 time in my life
barty: you kill people for money??
evan: i can explain-
barty: and all this time i’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

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Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower
that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.
I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah
he looks like a white youtuber who moved to japan after making videos about anime for the past 10 years
Kinda funny to have drawn those two freaky nonbinaries (/vPOS) and Skylar SDOFNAKDGN
Hypnos won.
Night guys 💤

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I needed to see this today.
losers
You: (very drunk, holding Gaz's pretty little face in your hands) "ooooh my goodness, look at youuu oh so pretty hehe your just a mini teeny tweeny handsome sass monster"
Gaz: (genuinely too sober to care and low-key enjoying the attention) "mhm...whatever you say luv"
You: "mmm it doesn't even matter your a little autistic, heh it helps~"
Gaz: "huh-what?"
You: (putting your fingers against those plump kissable lips and shushing him) "nono hush shhh no more talking, just sit there and be YOU"
i love Kyle "gaz" Garrick so god damn much
Did I get them all? *squints* yeah I got them all…..
LOOK THE HAAAANDS!! Also, poor Ticket Taker.... BUT THE HAAANDS So beautiful!
regulus will say 'so i fucked up a bit' and sirius will have to brace himself for something like 'i wore mixed metals in public' or 'i actively killed someone' and there is never anything in between

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The lamb in wolf’s clothing - Damian Wayne
Stalker!Reader with Ghost.
He's a smart man. He should be able to instantly clock it when he's being followed. He sees you everywhere. Same coffee shop, same grocery store, same gym, same park he jogs in. He thinks it's weird, of course. Figures it's just the same routine. Coincidence. Even when he thinks he's sees the flash of a camera. Or someone pocket his used gym towel. He's not stupid, his job requires him to be able to notice these things before it's too late. It's not that he doesn't see you. He just doesn't understand why someone would want *him*. Doesn't think he's nice or attractive enough to be stalker worthy.
It never fully clicks until he's chained up in some dim basement with Reader between his thighs.