balls snatcher

ive been very into dispatch lately. you wouldnt guess it but my fav is Flambae.

(these are headcannons only!!)

SPAMTON:

i imagine Spamton to be a very business guy. he looks and acts friendly, helping around the studio as much as he can.

i also gave him rectangular glasses and dimples for some reason. he doesn't actually have eye problems. he just wears it because it makes him look approachable.

he calls people "pal" lmao.

he's decent at his job. people keep him around to lighten the load. he's always eager to help (almost too eager)

deep down, he's calculating. every favor is leverage. a corporate climber who blends in with the crowd.

Tenna probably calls him "pathetic" because he's too eager, too willing - the type who tries to play nice but never stands tall.

he likes his vodka neat.

he also has a family car + he wore the thorn ring on his ring finger (Tenna thinks he's married)

TENNA (ion actually has much here because he's already a pretty well established character. i think):

he slouch naturally, so he actually has a posture corrector underneath the blazer.

thinks Spamton is major weird and a fucking nerd.

he carries four handguns around, each for one of his arms. his lower set of arms only came out when he's angry or needed it.

easy to give into Spamton's idea.