richard, fetch me my yaoi

what if instead of xenonite puppet models rocky gave him a pair of heart-shaped sunglasses that project a hot humanised version of every object inside the spacecraft

if you own minions merch in date everything does it turn into a movie canon minion or a human in minion cosplay

gracerocky where rocky is kind of hannibal (2013)-style obsessed with grace in this very specific way where the rest of his life up to the point where they met is difficult to conceptualise. they're just so in synch it would be silly to cut the leash, let grace run off with someone who isn't him. oh and he uses everything that resembles another life (armando, mary, what's left of adrian, etc.) to baby-trap grace into not returning to earth for a loooooong time maybe never. we need to save erid we need to save earth and, look, this entire spacecraft was engineered so masterfully, it'd be a shame to let it fizzle to nothing. grace rather be selfish, question? type shit

project hail da bob

DATE EVERYTHING characters you didn't know were CIRCUMCISED

why is gracerocky every tumblr-wide kink in one. height difference. age gap. monsterfucking. dom/sub. ryan gosling. ?

gostiz fics conveniently ignoring eva's existence and/or establishing a "she and ryan aren't together anymore" scenario but I wanna see a fic where she knows they have chemistry and doesn't mind. maybe it's an open marriage maybe it's a challengers situation maybe she just thinks this puppet twink with the weird hair is soooo charming so cute such a fun time that he deserves the loving embrace of her golden retriever husband who's taken to him like a house on fire.

in another life, ryan gosling could have been wasian

by far the worst thing fandom has done is narrowing people's scope so much that they can't imagine their original ideas existing as anything but an AU of whatever media they're currently consuming

so you're sitting on drysdale's lap. and he's atop the now-running dryer which is himself but don't overthink how that works. and you're trying to straddle his thighs and he's like haha, NO! genitalia off the merchandise. and you're fake pouting about it like pleaseee and he just keeps stroking your hair squeezing you around the waist with his giant fucking buff old man arms telling you dumb stories about his past hookups covertly goading you into showering him in compliments. whole time you're digging into his shoulders white-knuckled to all hell and look at that, the dryer's cycle has finally come to a slow, noisy halt and so have you and you did sooo well Drysdale gives you a little kiss for the road <3

clap your paws if your role in friend groups is the cute pet disabled girl who says one (1) funny thing a month and then stays silent the rest of the time ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ