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upcumming fics:

Parker/Farya really strange, really miserable medkink 2

Tina/Eddie/Volt

Doug mutual masturbation

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Curt with top-row grills. Rod with bottom-row grills. And in the middle? A cute homeowner about to get their pussy ateeee

#these 2 are underrated trulyy #the silliness of their plotline annoyed me bc they could've had less emphasis on the goofy roasting thing and more just general them being #comedic types. A storyline where the HO is entertained while navigating people whose love language and even just general social approach is #making lighthearted fun of people #same a dante his story felt like a primary school etiquette lesson... I was excited for him to be cute at leats but no. jjba character. tff #date everything #date everything!#de #de!#date everything game #date everything fanart #date everything fanfic #date everything fandom #date everything meme #date everything memes #date everything x reader #date everything x you #date everything x y/n #date everything headcanons #date everything fan merch #curt date everything #curt & rod #curt and rod #rod date everything #rod de #curt de #curtains de #curt and rod x reader

me: haha hey guys do you dare me to watch project hail mary (2026) while the hype is still alive and kicking

my beautiful diva followers: no

me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this

them: we're not

me: *watching right out of the website* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

#my coworkers who really like movies were discussing it a month ago in a way that was too loud. I had to go into another room. I couldnt even #contribute to the discussion in my autistic little way. so now I must compensate.

ryan gosling is tumblr's 2026 benedict cumberbatch

#pjhm AND barbie...#can we find a real man to ship him with for rpf already. I've never seen a tumblr sexyman fandom arise piece by piece like this #superwholock was all obvious like yeah we're shipping the MCs together on screen and irl. now it's like. we have the starlet. where's his #co-star who says absurdly intimate things to him in interviews. where are the series creators who queerbait for as long as they physically #can. helloooo

Volt with curly hair. btw

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I never thought I would find another Singaporean who likes DE. Thank you my sister or brother for representing us!

i;m so sorry I don't. know how to say this. but I'm not Singaporean. at all. I'm a north american transplant from detroit. I developed an online SG "voice" from constant exposure to their media when i was young + cosplaying it so I fit in when I move there for real. I am so sorry. You will find your brethren though I promise.

#asks #SORRYYYYYY #crazy rich asians came out when i was of an impresisonable age and that was that

I be dating everything with my VIBRATOR out

#date everything #date everything!#de #de!#date everything game #date everything fanart #date everything fanfic #date everything fandom #date everything meme #date everything memes #date everything x reader #date everything x you #date everything x y/n #date everything headcanons #date everything fan merch

"what's your stud name?" woman sexhaver

"what's your real name?"

*the individual you're filming without their consent turns to you, revealing a nervous medium-ugly man instead of the scrawny butch you took him for*

J-jerry?

i can't stop posing like this when i'm high

doug spanking you is, dareisay, possible in convincing enough circumstances, but he's going to be weirded tf out and judge you aloud to such a degree, not realising that that's precisely part of the appeal, that you end up sobbing violently while the fattest orgasm of your life occurs right over his knee

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nate jacobs and cassie is me and timothy timepiece coded asfff

should i stop being obsessed with date everything

no (*ᵕ︵ᵕ)⁾⁾👎

yes (*ᵕᴗᵕ)⁾⁾👍

Voting ended onJun 12

wht vibrator do you use 👀

this bellessa womanizer knockoff was my og when I was on a budget but now I use the real thing lols

#also full respect i get it considering the shit i post but this is MUCH MORE of a 'dm me' type question in the future #asks

yuis-art

FORGOT TO POST THESEEE OMG

#my vibrator and I both think this is a series of anatomical masterpieces #like it's not just sexy they look mega realistic and alive #No way I haven't rbed this before

word on the street is you fucked the dust...

#OBVIOUSLY this is about date everything

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>gets idea for a fic featuring a kink i dislike but don't mind writing once in a while in the right circumstance$

>the lovely ao3 anonymous collection:

when they want you to write them oddly specific self-insert porn over anon but your apartment deadass looks like this

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