richard, fetch me my yaoi

hey guys um i love you but this was a kids' movie <33 I obviously want the rock to fuck the twink though they were in love and should've explored each other's bodies

this edible is HITTING. ok note to self . write crack AU where ryland's camera vlogs are somehow broadcast to youtube and everyone thinks it's an ARG. it's like a social media thing the entire ARG fandom is crashing out over how realistic it is they're like looking for like pixel inconsistencies in the videos to prove that it's fake. but this is a world where space travel happens enough that it wouldn't even be weird...

TADC but it's homestuck

"normies" don't really exist anymore because literally everyone is chronically online now. Like even if you're a blonde suburban American woman with a husband and 2 kids and a white-picket-fence life you're still consuming Content and buying Product at TJ Maxx because your Algorithm told you to and such. The only "normies" are the people who seem unique because they're rarely/never online. They're the ones learning about world events from conversations with fellow humans, commiting to tasks because they actually see the end goal rather than whinging about immediate results, talking about media they've engaged with and/or created in an actual, critical, and enjoyable manner that is entirely untouched by algorithmic harassment. They feel no inexplicable dread when away from a screen. They don't care about being "caught up" or "missing out." Because that's what "normal" is, not just engaging with basic pop culture and shopping at H&M. Ykwim. Being mainstream/basic is different from being normal.

Curt with top-row grills. Rod with bottom-row grills. And in the middle? A cute homeowner about to get their pussy ateeee

ryan gosling is tumblr's 2026 benedict cumberbatch

Volt with curly hair. btw

I be dating everything with my VIBRATOR out