richard, fetch me my yaoi

i just think if rocky and stratt linked up they would have a great time forcefemming grace together

microdosing on oral from the concept of existential dread by squeezing a bowling ball between my thighs

gostiz where james charms ryan with his manic pixie dream girl swag every time he says shit like "My favorite Gosling movie is Lars and the Real Girl <3" and "Batman Forever is the most queer thing I have ever seen." And his instagram handle is JORTFACE

you should date everything. including the alien rock creature.

what if instead of xenonite puppet models rocky gave him a pair of heart-shaped sunglasses that project a hot humanised version of every object inside the spacecraft

if you own minions merch in date everything does it turn into a movie canon minion or a human in minion cosplay

gracerocky where rocky is kind of hannibal (2013)-style obsessed with grace in this very specific way where the rest of his life up to the point where they met is difficult to conceptualise. they're just so in synch it would be silly to cut the leash, let grace run off with someone who isn't him. oh and he uses everything that resembles another life (armando, mary, what's left of adrian, etc.) to baby-trap grace into not returning to earth for a loooooong time maybe never. we need to save erid we need to save earth and, look, this entire spacecraft was engineered so masterfully, it'd be a shame to let it fizzle to nothing. grace rather be selfish, question? type shit

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