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cherry valley forever
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@definitelyjewishrpgideas
Concept: a character who constantly makes pop culture references, except the references are from the era the party is in, thus leading to the player needing to come up with some clever one-liners and jokes
Just reference Talmud.
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How many of us are there now?
Itās been a while since Ive been on and would like to know how many rpg idea blogs there are now
Every rpg blog that sees this, reblog so we can get a count
i'm still here i swear
Necromancy doesnāt work on Saturday - but soothsaying does.
@probablynecromancerrpgideas
Hey guys my name is SomethingSomething MiddleInitial [Redacted] and today iām gonna introduce you to the high fantasy world iāve created! Thereās lots of great diversity such as: -White people that come in flavours of viking, merchant, and magical -Tall elegant white people with pointy ears -Short hardy white people with beards and axes
Looking for something other than white people? Iāve got you! On your left you can see: -Savage, militaristic tribe coded as black or brown -Honorable asian clan -A race characterized entirely by negative jewish stereotypes
And donāt you worry: because iām a coward iāve also created a variety of non-human races that can be used as allegories for oppression without having to properly represent people of color in my work! Youāre welcome!
Iāve??? Never??? Seen??? A?? Race?? Of??? Stereo??? Typical??? Jewish??? People???
Show me a instance Iāll show you my dog
@probablynothicrpgideas
Itās goblins. Long story short, because I am not really a good source on this, common trope so for goblins are crooked/hooked noses and being miserly/greedy with their finances (plus a few things, I donāt remember most of it off the top of my head, but there was definitely more) which were stereotypes against jewish people
(Actually, tangent because thereās one (1) thing I know, I learned from my speech professor who is Jewish and got her degree studying the holocaust, the origin of theĀ āgreedy jewā stereotype was from post-WWI Germany. Part of Judaism was to be frugal with money, so when germanyās economy crashed, Jews were often better off than gentiles, then fucking Hitler came along and started pointing fingers and blaming the Jews FOR the economy crashing (nvm the whole WWI thing I guess) and people are gullible assholes who love to have someone else to blame so then Nazi Germany was a thing)
So yeah, more stereotypes than that, donāt remember them all, but itās goblins
What, really?
No, that canāt be right, the greedy goblin thing was already a thing, right? Someone fact check this
It is right. Sorry to burst your bubble but anti-Semitism exists and idk maybe you should listen to the Jews telling you abt it???
goblins and dwarves
Hey, yāall
I had an idea that I donāt know if itās been had before but I wanted to try something! RPG Ideas blogs, if you reblog this Iāll add you to a list, and then I wanna write up a pantheon of gods of which the blogs are the gods and the theme of the blog is their domain.
Iām down
Seems interestingā¦
Seems great!
I have no idea how this is gonna work.
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Tear apart a nazi.
Donāt love a nazi
Punch a nazi in the face.
Send a nazi to the shadow realm
Make nazis feel uncomfortable and unwelcomed
Fight a nazi
Ride a nazi corpse down a blood waterfall
Reveal the maddening truths of the universe to a Nazi
Piss on a Nazi
Bite a nazi
Generally kill Nazis with all of your friends and family
Throw cake at nazis
Use weaponized confusion against a nazi
STEALTH SMITE THE ALT RIGHT
Take a job fighting nazis for free
FURIOUSLY SMITE A NAZI
shield jews. or give us baseball bats. either one
druids against transpobes
Cats against transphobes
Bears against transphobes
Fighters against transphobes.
warforged against transphobes
NPCs against transphobes
Bakers against transphobes
Werewolves against transphobes
Villains against- wait no. EVERYONE AGAINST TRANSPHOBES.
against transphobes
Fair Folk against transphobes
Evil people who just mind their own damned business against Transphobes.
Silver Tongues against Transphobes
Catholics against transphobes.
Axolotls against transphobes!
jews against transphobes
You found a real world āMug of Many Things.ā Whenever you drink from it, what liquid you needed most was in it. Coffee for that boost in being awake, water for the parched, even a little liquor for killing cowardice. Today you taste something truly unexpected.
You taste very doughy bread
you taste TEARS
You recognize the taste of very pure engine oil.
You taste Russian Vodka
Cake flavoured milkshakes
You taste WD40
You taste ink
You taste mug
You taste faygo golden
Your throat melts as you sip napalm.
Manischewitz.
D&D campaign where the bard can only play
Toto - Africa
Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance
Nickelback
A chiptune rendition ofĀ āWhat is Loveā.
The remixed āSpace (?)ā Portal 2 fan song, made from Space Coreās lines
The entirety of Wagnerās Ring Cycle, start to finish.
Andy Grammer - Keep Your Head Up
Mother Mother - In The Wings
spooky scary skeletons. all ten hours of it.
Rick Astleyā Never Gonna Give You Up
Sam Riegel?
Beethovenās Seventh Symphony.Ā
Each turn in combat is 6 seconds in 5th edition Dungeons and Dragons. The song is about 42 minutes long. It would take the bard 420 turns to compleat the song.Ā
adon olam, but they can choose different tunes to sing it to
okay babes im going to take a shower, when i get back i want to see your finest discourse
This post is great because i had absolutely no intention to participate in any discourse caused by this post, but just by asking for it people srarted arguing
judaism.txt
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Shapeshifters that are the best competitve eaters for two reasons:
they can just turn into a giant snake or other large animal and eat a TON
and shapeshifting burns a lot of calories
Well, pyromancers know a thing or two about burning caloriesā¦
I know a few things about calories.
did someone mention food?
Play in a 1930s Germany setting. Your goal is to kill Nazis
Play in a 2017 setting. Your goal is to kill Naziās
Tho tbh this addition should be yours too
should i be worried about seeing this on a cookingĀ rpg idea blog
kill nazis. eat nazis.
please donāt. thatās not kosher
is feeding your well cooked nazis to your animals against halachaĀ
I.............
hmmm.
why do you have animals that would eat well cooked nazis? Are you talking about guard dogs or
The world is a little happier with you in it.
The world is a little brighter with you in it.
The world is a little sweeter with you in it.
The world is a little softer with you in it.
The world sparkles a little more with you in it.
The world is a little more meaningful with you in it.
The worldās a little warmer with you in it.
The world has a little more beauty in it thanks to you.
this world has another world in it thanks to you
Play a bard who *spins a wheel* is undead and *closes eyes and circles a random word in a newspaper* supports anarchy and *rolls a comically large amount of dice* is a communist
Him
..............oh.
Have your party be on drugs and fight food themed monsters such as
A calzone golem
Batnanas (banana bats)
Shrimpanzee
Tacodile (from cloudy with a chance of meaballs 2)
Pieder (pie spider)
Etc
Got you, boo
A calzone golem
Batnanas
Shrimpanzee
Pieder
Also note that Iām doing a monster promotion on my RPG blog!
Holy fuck thank you!
Donāt know how youāre going to add this to your gnome campaign, but youāre welcome to try.
Neither do I atm, but itās worth a shot lol
donāt fight the calzone golem! golems are for protecting! make friends with the calzone golem!
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Argue whether yelling at your enemy is a free action or a bonus action.
All necromancers are actually just ventriloquists.
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