Please, sir, may I have some ideas?
I'm working on a magic item which belongs to a (usually benign) trickster god. Basic principle, roll the die, then either reap the rewards or wither the consequences, as appropriate. The snag: need ideas for results. A lot of them. The current result table has 128 slots, of which I've filled... like five.
So! I'm calling for ideas! Anything from the mildly amusing or inconvenient to the wildly wacky to the scarily serious. From an instant oasis in a snowglobe to a hoard of treasure stolen from a dragon to a pet pirate parakeet to a dancing clown to being lit on fire, all ideas are welcome.
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Anyway, please help.
several mice appear.
several large rat enemies appear
anywhere from 1 to 20 pounds of various cheese appears.
a 1 ton Moon rock is summoned (it is still cheese...)
a small whale of varying smallness appears
one Blue Whale is summoned
one Extremely Large Whale appears.
A bee is summoned
two bees are summoned
three bees are summoned
a thousand bees are summoned
one VERY LARGE BEE is summoned
a shark eats something
the device transforms into a fedora for 1d4 or more hours. Whoever used the device is now unrecognizable without wearing the hat. Ex: "A PLATYPUS!" *with hat* "PERRY THE PLATYPUS!"
I am summoned.
A device, usable once, that someone one very angry bear to where you want.
A device, usable once, that summons a very angry Bear Grills to where you want.
A device, usable once, that summons one very angry George Forman Grill to where you want.
Makes a random object within one hundred feet dissappear
Makes a random object reappear within one hundred feet.
One Spell scroll of Instant Brain Hemmorage is summoned. Castable by angry wizards or other spellcasters who are also angry.
A small, plushie sized Tarrasque is summoned to your location. It has the special abilities, scaled, of a normal tarrasque. Scale the stats as you want.
A plushie of the Tarrasque is summoned. It is to scale.
Jeff is summoned. He gives hugs.
Worm God is summoned. He also gives hugs.
26. A small bag filled with glitter appears, it disappears as you sprinkle it but the bag never runs empty â¨
27. A pair of steel heeled, thigh high leather boots appear. They make anyone instantly feel fierce đŻ
28. 3 6-sided black metal dice with glowing red dots roll onto the ground and all roll six forming a perfect triangle. đ
29. A pixie gasping for air in a sealed jar appears đ§ââď¸
30. You grow a set of antlers đŚ
31. You grow a set of horns đŽ
32. A chair appears in front of you, pushing everything around it aside. đĽ
33. An archfey appears đ§đťââď¸
34. You get markings on your body that glow when you experience intense emotion in a color reflective of said emotion (Ex: Red/orange for anger, blue for sadness, etc) đ
35. Your hair and skin become iridescent ever so slightly. đ
36. Your teeth become a monsterous maw with multiple rows of sharp pointy teeth. They act as a natural weapon dealing 1d6 + Stength Modifier piercing damage and you gain proficiency in intimidation, if you are already proficient you gain double proficiency as if you had âExpertiseâ đŚ
37. A bag of devouring appears and consumes the item. đ§ââď¸
38. Confetti... everywhere... like literally everywhere... as in the entire world is spontaneously showered in confetti. đ
39. The device starts spawning fresh water endlessly and cannot be stopped by natural means đż
40. A succubus and incubus appear offering to show the party a good time . They donât try to kill you or anything, you just have the best orgy in the multiverse if you accept the offer. If any of the party members perform particularly well, they will offer means to contact them again for more fun. đ
41. A duck appears, but instead of quacking, it honks like a steam boat, and yes it is just as loud. đŚ
42. A dagger appears inside your chest, you take 1d4 + 2 piercing damage. đĄ
43. A top hat that spawns a white bunny in your hand whenever you reach in appears đ°
45. A coin purse appears that infinitely spawns gold coins that disappear in 1 minute. đ°
46. A tiny flying pink narwhal with a gold horn appears. I leaves a sparkling rainbow behind it when it moves and is now acts as though you summoned it via find familiar. If you already have a familiar from casting find familiar, this counts as an additional one that can be resummoned by casting the spell again. â¨
47. You are transformed into a different race. đ
48. You become BUFF. Your Strength Stat becomes 15, if it is already 15 or higher it increases by 2, even if it is 20. đŞđť
