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mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

Every time I close my eyes I see this one cat that won second place in the Cat Fancier's Association kitten category

@blackaquokat

*vibrating* it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem

only one in three million tiktoks are this worth watching

OK but aside from the funny, this is the gorilla doing its best to correct a gorilla faux pas! Gorillas don’t make eye contact except as a challenge. They avoid looking at each other directly as much as possible. So this fella just accidentally slid forward and looked the human right in the eye and went “oooooops” and turned FULLY around to go “I have no quarrel with you!”

The cool thing in this footage is that you can see the exact moment the gorilla make ps eye contact and is immediately like, "I am looking anywhere except that goddamn camera." He goes out of his way to look both away and at a different elevations, ensures he doesn't make accidental contact as his body turns, and only relaxes when he is fully looking the other direction.

my life really did improve when i decided to just constantly, casually compliment my friends and family. i cannot recommend it more. it makes everything better. you look incredible in that shirt, you're one of the funniest people i know, you're wearing the hell out of that dress, you're so sexy wtf, you're so talented, i love talking to you, you're so fun to be around, you're so kind, that haircut is amazing, i love you, i love you, i love you

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her

this is the kind of prank we need more of.

i love all the words we have that mean traveler. i love the shades of difference between wanderer and rambler and rover. i love the boldness of adventurer and the purposefulness of explorer, the lawlessness of vagabond and the capability of wayfarer, the quiet reverence of pilgrim and the wild rootlessness of nomad.

STOP! are you operating on an arbitrary set of terms and rules known only to you? have you created an ultimatum or specific if/then scenario for someone else without communicating it to them? have you considered making a decision and calculated all the consequences and potential reactions to those consequences and consequences for those reactions before you actually made the decision? it may be time to say some words out loud to another person!

economists really took the divine right of kings and turned it into billionaire CEOs

“it’s kinda fucked up to reject the business practices of jeff bezos when he rightfully earned his position under capitalism”

luz and toye vibes.