Just a fly, bi guy

big mood

honestly a good partner isn’t necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that you’re passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it

this is so important

Passion, love it when people have passion. I don’t care what your passion is, but if you’re putting effort into something, aiming for a certain goal/interest, that’s beautiful

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

#stop calling me out

The only information that matters

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me

I just really wanna be a Firebender & live in the Avatar world 😭😭😭

I would love to Earth/Metalbend more than anything but I think I’d be an Airbender.

cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing

I wish I had a group of friends like brockhampton like wtf

I wish I had a group of friends like brockhampton like wtf

Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*

the caption did not prepare me

the highest ratio of meow to cat that i’ve ever encountered

The smallest kittehs have the biggest meows, I’ve found.

who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

scientist: (gazing up at space)  scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy 

okay i’m glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence

The only positive to either of these shows not ending in a gay romance, is that Naruto and Sherlock show a friendship can have a stronger bond than a romance or even a marriage.

Are you straight

hang on i wanna hear about the bond between sherlock and naruto