then let us bounce

they should make heated rivalry season 2 like they did the bear and just give a cameo to anyone who asks so andrew scott pedro pascal and elliot page are all inexplicably on the ottawa centaurs

the magic of heated rivalry is that no one told connor storrie that this is a yummy delicious dessert tv show. he read these scripts dramaturgically while standing next to the soda machine at his server job and went to set with a mission to impress the ghost of sir laurence olivier

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

Making sure my Zoom camera is tilted at a Dutch angle to indicate to my coworkers my psychological madness

The portrayal of white people who have been violently separated from their own culture stealing the power of black culture and music to try to get reconnected was SO literal and somehow not at ALL heavy-handed or trite. Fkn remarkable.

it’s bullshit that being under this much stress has yet to awaken my latent psychic abilities

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

having a cyclical mental illness really does feel like being the world's most dogshit necromancer reanimating the same corpse every few months

It's done...

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in