Kemonomimi Enjoyer

You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form

The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

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every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

There should be an equivalent to asking "how's the wife and kids?" that's like "so how's that fictional man of yours doing?"

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

Sometimes you will be a lesbian to your parents and a straight man to your partners parents and a gay man to your partner and a woman to your grandparents and out to your friends and stealth to your classmates and a nice young lady to the cashier at the coffee shop and then people on your computer will ask you to choose which of these identities you ACTUALLY are and which you are Appropriating The Oppression Of because don’t you know they contradict each other. You can only be one thing solidly forever

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's time to take your ketchup and fork water

ms. lucas i'm sorry i assumed that "calling sen. tim kaine a cuck" was hyperbole i wasn't familiar with your game

im gonna keep it real with you smash mouth. im tried of how the years start coming and they dont stop coming

apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds

the whole club was looking at worms