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[I WAKE BOLT UPRIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT DEFLECT A CURSE WITH A TENNIS RACKET AND IMMEDIATELY FALL BACK ASLEEP]

This is just what having night terrors is like sometimes tbh

Woman murders man in broad daylight

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beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

By this point Loch Ness is probably the inland body of water we can be most sure doesn't have a monster in it.

Bawling my eyes out brb

I hope your god has asked for your mercy. I hope youve refused to forgive him.

i love this more and more every time i see it.

I have so much love for this person. The amount of empathy it takes to have these considerations about a person you will never meet, the eloquence and conviction with which they speak, the contempt for landlords. Sometimes I see something someone writes or creates and I wish with everything in me that I could meet and talk to that person for hours about what caused them to be this kind of light in the universe. This is one of those times.

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

Super interesting but I have to reblog a post about unholy drink cloaca.

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂

Tip: You can keep just about any guy in a little bottle on your bookshelf

NOT dudes though, dudes are semi-aquatic and need active tides for surfing or they turn into incels

If you have a proper little gentleman he can be free range indoors unless you have a teacup dragon (they are natural competitors for an ecological niche and don’t get along)

It’s illegal to keep A Man in your house (that’s kidnapping)

Hey what about a strange little fellow?

A strange little fellow belongs on the moors, howling with the winds and roaming about (free-range), but in a pinch, they can BRIEFLY occupy an attic or laboratory

This is the rule making and information rich content that I come on this site for

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

The way the machine pauses like “should I do this?” before it draws the circle

Ok yeah I did not expect kill stealing in tic tac toe

Every time this passes my feed I laugh harder than the last. I love this absolute goblin